zeldathemes
Star Lord, man. Legendary Outlaw?
Anket. Writer, secular humanist, part time student, amateur cook, professional busboy. Get to know me, yeah?

One time this really creepy guy at my college who was trying to get my attention smeared eyeshadow all over his eye and told me he had gotten into a fight and was scared to go outside but the funny thing was it was shimmer eyeshadow so he had an abnormally sparkly black eye as well.

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logiciskawaii:

obviously he was beaten up by david bowie, how dare you say he was lying

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lostdaemon replied to your post: lostdaemon replied to your post: lostd…

I’m ever-so-slightly cracked in the head.

speaking of

thought you might like this

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lostdaemon replied to your post: lostdaemon said:Peter Quirrell, S…

I had this thought as I desperately tried to sleep, it made me laugh, so I had to share it. :) Actually, imagine Voldy’s shade latching on to 9yr old Peter and getting dragged into space.

hehehehe

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Peter Quirrell, Star-Lord Voldemort


wait what

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11 days till I move away for half a year and I’m so fucking nervous

alvaroarbehoa:

pixelatedtoys:

I cant help right now, but hopefully some of y’all can.

extra cool thing about this: you don’t have to be able to cover an entire bill!! just enter any amount you’re able to donate and you’ll be matched with an actual person to help, all anonymously if you like!!

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xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

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nachalibre:

uncle phil does not play

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