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Anket. Writer, secular humanist, part time student, amateur cook, professional busboy. Get to know me, yeah?

hannahblumenreich:

this came out of a discussion with a friend about the spider-man movies. i mispoke, saying something along the lines of, “when spider-man lands on the american flag,” when i meant to say was the flag pole but of course, the damage was done and now you all have to look at this ridiculous thing. 

  #peter parker    #spider man    #oh my god  

incisions-into-my-fantasies:

mymarysunshine:

A STRONG FEMALE LEAD AND A MAN WHO IS WOUNDED AND BROKEN AND LOOKS AT HER LIKE THE SUN I WANT TWENTY 

Aka REMADORA right?

cozcat:

francislare:

and remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual

dancingspock)

skolteocles:

deedsratherthanwords:

skolteocles:

deedsratherthanwords:

jamesgatzisalyingshit:

James literally just shoved me out of the way so I wouldn’t change the channel from hsm

i require a new best friend

WHAT TEAM

[whispers]

wildcats

GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME

[aggressively side pumps, side pumps, overhead claps]

I need new friends

spitstains:

I’ve lived in Florida my whole life but sometimes I step outside and I’m just taken aback like….. How… Can it be this hot out

so james just threw his hand up randomly and I look at him like “What?” “Jeremy Renner said Hawkeye may be in Cap 3.” “…that’s cool but you said that already.” “That means he probably survives Avengers 2!” “HALLELUJAH!”

heartscale:

heartscale:

i hope gamefreak reveals more gen 5 mega evolutions.

and by that i mean i hope they say “remember the pokemon you all hated? here’s your mega ice cream with 5 cones. have a fucking mega garbage bag. dont forget your mega pile of gears. fuck you.”

deedsratherthanwords:

jamesgatzisalyingshit:

James literally just shoved me out of the way so I wouldn’t change the channel from hsm

i require a new best friend

WHAT TEAM

domesticated canines?

commanderabutt:

so many people here pretend to have good standards of body positivity and all that but then make fun of benedict cumberbatch for no goddamn reason

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do