One time this really creepy guy at my college who was trying to get my attention smeared eyeshadow all over his eye and told me he had gotten into a fight and was scared to go outside but the funny thing was it was shimmer eyeshadow so he had an abnormally sparkly black eye as well.
obviously he was beaten up by david bowie, how dare you say he was lying
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I’m ever-so-slightly cracked in the head.
thought you might like this
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I had this thought as I desperately tried to sleep, it made me laugh, so I had to share it. :) Actually, imagine Voldy’s shade latching on to 9yr old Peter and getting dragged into space.
Peter Quirrell, Star-Lord Voldemort
11 days till I move away for half a year and I’m so fucking nervous
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.