zeldathemes
Star Lord, man. Legendary Outlaw?
Anket. Writer, secular humanist, part time student, amateur cook, professional busboy. Get to know me, yeah?

Anonymously tell me your feelings for me.

It doesn’t have to be romantic (though if you did feel that way, it’d be perfectly fine). Just how you feel in general. I get curious of people’s impressions of me.

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go to my inbox and tell me what character im most like

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soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

  #textpost  

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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zwampert:

summoner-cuppy:

That woman has a beard.

Thank you for that remarkable observation. I don’t think any of us could have noticed that without you mentioning it.

  #pics    #queue queue kachoo  

bluhstrider:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

Every Villain ILime 

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fuck-benedict:

maplehoofs:

fuck-benedict:

I JUST WANTED TO SING THE ALPHABET I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

Ironically, what you wanted instead was the D.

get
out

fuck-benedict:

maplehoofs:

fuck-benedict:

I JUST WANTED TO SING THE ALPHABET I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

Ironically, what you wanted instead was the D.

get

out

  #pics    #queue queue kachoo  

pleatedjeans:

22 Times Tumblr Users Reported Back From the Real World

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thottweiler:

THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN

thottweiler:

THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN

  #pics    #queue queue kachoo  

nextyearsgirl:

"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"

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  #textpost    #queue queue kachoo