zeldathemes
They got my dick message
Anket. Writer, secular humanist, part time student, amateur cook, professional busboy. Get to know me, yeah?

put ‘babe’ in my ask if you’d date me

  #okay now goodnight  

commanderabutt:

okay can we all just agree that next time someone famous’ nudes get leaked to react with “Wow, I never knew that -celeb name here- had the rest of a human body under their clothes.”

  #and now goodnight  
lalxndes replied to your post:.
hand SHOOTS UP IN THE A I R

I MISS YOU

  #lalxndes    #save me from james he won't stop talking about his girlfriend's butt  

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  #i wonder if anyone misses RPing with me  

dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

i’m gonna get ready for bed before this gets weirder than it already is

although my girlfriend is better than all of you so just saying that

NIGHT

Hey, I’m good for all of the qualifications. Just not in this moment. I WILL SHOUT THIS FROM THE ROOFTOPS MY GIRLFRIEND AND KATE UPTON HAVE IDENTICAL BODIES

i’m terming and then rigging the system so you get a roommate that doesn’t speak english and has never cleaned up after himself in his life

  #deedsratherthanwords  

deedsratherthanwords:

Tumblr isn’t letting me respond to text posts

BUT ANKET I WILL NOT STOP YELLING ABOUT THIS

MY GIRLFRIEND IS KINKIER AND CAN TALK FOR HOURS ABOUT MARVEL

BOTH MCU AND 616

  #i should probably sleep  

i need a new best friend

qualifications include being able to carry on conversations about a variety of topics and not talking about what your signifcant other looks like naked