zeldathemes
Star Lord, man. Legendary Outlaw?
Anket. Writer, secular humanist, part time student, amateur cook, professional busboy. Get to know me, yeah?

the term “reverse racist” came up in class and i almost headdesked but this guy in the middle of the room said racism doesn’t have a direction so it’s a racist term itself and suddenly everything’s better

lordkirk:

i was pulling up to a gas station and mumford came on the radio so i started blasting it in my car and all the people can hear with my doors closed is just the base and theyre looking at me like “wtf inappropriate rap song is that girl listening to” and i open my car door and out comes the sound of a really aggressive banjo solo

  #textpost  
rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

  #pics  
doctorcalamityjones:

silencingthedrums:

my favorite part of conventions

#that woman looks like she’s reevaluating her life choices#and her eyebrows
He probably has better eyebrows is why.

doctorcalamityjones:

silencingthedrums:

my favorite part of conventions

He probably has better eyebrows is why.

  #pics    #queue queue kachoo  

And miles to go before I sleep.

  #pics    #Portal  

my-other-plans-fell-through:

xxcaptainkurtxx:

poppunk-jesus:

my-other-plans-fell-through:

doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint

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Hold down the shift key

oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift key on my eyeball 

  #textpost    #queue queue kachoo  

haskull:

haskull:

fcottm:

haskull:

Reblog to Activate the Bees

how do I turn it off???????????????????????

Click the button below to Deactivate the Bees.
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(Disclaimer: The above button does not actually deactivate the bees and was placed here only for the emotional reassurance of any individual who may be afraid of bees. Once an individual has reblogged this post, the bees are activated and cannot be stopped.)

  #textpost    #queue queue kachoo  

americanfall:

compromisedanalintegrity:

I can’t wait for Hillary to pull a BEYONCÉ. No promo, no campaign, no nothing. We will all just be sitting on twitter with our thumbs up our asses when our timeline suddenly starts to fill with the news that Hillary Rodham Clinton is now President Hillary Rodham Clinton. Slayed the game, and we weren’t even ready for it.

That’s called a coup. That’s a fascist dictatorship. That is the exact opposite of what anyone wants.

  #textpost    #queue queue kachoo  
imnotdaredevil:

  #various stages of me getting up in the morning

imnotdaredevil:

  #about me  

greencrook:

greencrook:

My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons.  

Three students sent me digimons I can’t fucking trust them with anything I give up